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  • Real Name: asmodesgold
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  • Member Since: August 18th, 2011 03:36 pm
  • Last Seen: August 14th, 2012 12:19 pm
  • Personal tag line: You can never spend too much on headphones. Unless they're earbuds.
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About asmodesgold

I'm first and foremost a jack of all trades and a master of none.

I'm a:
devil's advocate
just-started-teaching-myself guitarist
oil painter
80's lover
sarcasm supplier
student of the Chinese language
fledgling novelist
high school graduate
college student

among others.

I attempt to approach life from a Vulcan's logical standpoint, but this is frequently ineffective when applied to emotional humans.

I enjoy short walks in video games, trolling craigslist and imagining myself slapping people.


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