Exhausted and tedious from his life of banal and meaningless labor, Matthew decided to turn to his literary talents of questionable morality to earn him his daily bread.

"But all I've ever written has been has been internet smut and term papers for rich and lazy college students!" Matthew objected.

"Worry not!" said the old man. "Focus your smutty, plagiaristic abilities, and forge new, exciting paths in the realm of internet comedy!"

And so did the young prodigy embark upon his strange and magical journey.

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