I'm Nick and I'm irresistible to the ladies ;) ...oh wait that's right this isn't a dating site! This is Cracked, the past tense of crack which means everything on this site is produced by people high on crack, right? NAW! I'd NEVER demean the fine, humble, non-drug using folks at Cracked (or would I?). Nope that whole crack smoking sentence was just a CRACKpot joke of a statement (bad pun?). So enough about Cracked..I am joining this website because I've been writing in a comical manner online for a while now and I believe the Cracked workshop is just the place to do it. I was doing it on Facebook (where the atmosphere is so poker-faced!) but I kept pissing people off to the point where I've been blocked by a total of 253 "former friends" (a Facebook record). So I figured that Facebook users take they're statuses about their dogs dying just a little too seriously and don't really appreciate when I come along and comment with "well at least you didn't SEE him get ran over! XD".

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