I like people who can be terrible human beings while making me laugh hard enough to pee my pants. I find people who have an excellent command of the English language attractive regardless of whether they are, in fact, attractive. In short I have crushes on most of the writers from Cracked.
I like peanut butter more than the average person and chocolate about as much as the average girl, that is to say, A LOT. I only eat expensive chocolate though because a) it must be dairy free and b) I eat less of it that way. I don't drink milk or eat milk products because I think it's fucking creepy. It also keeps me nice and trim, which is important for me as I would hate to be a fat person.

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