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  • Real Name: Anu
  • Location: Strawberry Fields.
  • Member Since: January 24th, 2011 10:34 am
  • Last Seen: May 9th, 2015 06:12 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm weird, and (by my own estimation) creative.
  • Message board posts: 3

About anzobanzo

I write to survive. Sometimes, when I'm lucky, I get paid to, and I post to my personal blog regularly.

I write short stories,blog about my life and flame sexism on a daily basis in the smelly, unflushed, unclean public loo otherwise known as the internet.

There is, of course, the occasional bit of emo, suicidal poetry, the kind that never really sees the light of day and is better that way.

I'm a Lit and Psych major at college.

In my spare time, I like to play the piano(one of the few things I've been doing since I was a grotty little child that hid in corners), the guitar, and sing.

Large parts of my heart and mind are devoted to Messrs. Lennon, McCartney, Harrison, Mercury, Bowie, Page, Plant, Morrison, Gilmour, Waters (the list goes on and on and on and then some).

I also like to play with my two dogs all day long and pretty much behave like them because, y'know, it's fun.

You can find my random ramblings/stories/ at: [Op-eds, socio-economic and political discourse, non-fiction and cynical, bitter ramblings against the world]

and (made when I was 13, yes.)

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Find me on twitter at:

and my music on YouTube at:


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