anrohen1991

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  • Real Name: Andrew Emerson
  • Location: Currently confined to his home by lack of awesomness anywhere else in the world. Plus the ankle bracelet.
  • Member Since: December 9th, 2010
  • Last Seen: February 20th, 2012 8:56 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'll come up with a tagline when you write an article that doesn't suck.
  • Message board posts: 0

About anrohen1991

When not taming mountain lions or battling witch doctors, Andrew can be found at his lodge pleasuring thousands upon thousands of supermodels daily. Andrew has an incredible work ethic, somehow finding the time to balance being a true American sex icon while maintaining the coveted Guinness World Record title for the most outrageous drug binge of all time. He is currently writing his autobiography, which because of his remarkable wit and insight on life, will likely replace the bible as the all-time best selling religious text.

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