I'm on a crusade against Disney's fairy tales. They hack the awesome parts of the stories and leave out decaff bullshit we make children watch and see as awesome. So let's get some things straight:
· Sleeping Beauty was raped and woke up when she was pregnant;
· Snow White's stepmother is thorn into pieces as punishment;
· Belle was a freaking zoophile, so stop kissing the dog sweety, it's gross and won't turn it into a prince;
· Princes aren't all that great, just read Blue Beard!

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