anke990

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Real Name:

anke990

Member Since:

April 19, 2010

About Me

Something to smile!

Everyone who owns a dog, called
him
"Fifi" or "Rex" ...
I called my "Sex".

Well, I had sex in so many embarrassing
Situation
brought.

As I went to the office to his or her license to
require
I told the officials that I like a
License
would have for sex. "I would also like to
one, "he said.
"But it is a
Dog, "I protested." It is
I do not care how he looks. "
"But they do not understand.
I had Sex since I was nine years old
am. "
"Man, they have had a childhood
have. "

At a rendezvous I responded to the
Asked what were my hobbies, that I
with Sex
Forest pleasure. "The most beautiful is ^ s, with
the
to play and stick it between the
Trees romp. I like sex even if
he is dirty. "

When I married I was having sex with the
Honeymoon. I told the porter,
that
I have a room for me and my wife
want, and an extra room for sex. He
assured me that in every room space
would be enough for sex. I said, "you
do not understand sex
keeps me awake all night! "
"Me too," replied the
Porter.

Once I had sex in a competitive
signed, but before the race
started,
Sex is run away. Another participant
asked me why I just stand around and
the area would look. I told him
I wanted to have sex in the competition
have done. He said for that I would
Tickets will sell. "But
they do not understand me, "said
I, "I hoped that my
Sex is on TV.
Then he called me a show-off.

When I separated from wife, we were fighting
in court
about sex. I said, "Your honor, I
already had sex
before I married this woman. "
"I,"
said the judge. Then I told him
that sex in my marriage is no longer
was the same. "For me as well,"
sighed the judge.

Last night Sex ran away again. I
have
Hours spent, the city after him
I called to scan through the streets:
"Sex! Sex! Sex!"
A policeman came up to me and asked,
"What they are looking for in this
dark alley by 4 clock morning? "" I
'm looking for Sex! Can you me
perhaps help?
I need sex, "I replied.

My hearing is next Freitag.Hoffe
!!!!!!!!!!!! For acquittal