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  • Real Name: amishlightening
  • Location: 'murica
  • Member Since: June 6th, 2008 05:08 pm
  • Last Seen: December 6th, 2016 10:56 am
  • Personal tag line: I want a girl with a cup holder armrest.
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About amishlightening

We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to draw dicks on their airplanes because it's obscene!


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