I'm 23. I have a cat.

I'm also a horror film fanatic.

Me go college. To get decree. engilsh? I like writing fun do to its;

Humor is my greatest friend in social situations...Except at funerals.

I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day in hopes that I'll one day be able to sing like Tom Waits.

Give me a beer or 12, something by Charles Bukowski or Kurt Vonnegut Jr., and I'm set.

• Home
• Friends