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  • Real Name: Decker
  • Location: Alabama, USA! USA!
  • Member Since: November 19th, 2011 09:01 pm
  • Last Seen: September 13th, 2013 04:21 am
  • Personal tag line: Here lies my motivation. May it forever be buried under my apathy.
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About alk3junkie

I'm 25. I have a cat.

I'm also a horror film fanatic.

Me go college. To get decree. engilsh? I like writing fun do to its;

Humor is my greatest friend in social situations...Except at funerals.

I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day in hopes that I'll one day be able to sing like Tom Waits.

Give me a beer or 12, something by Charles Bukowski or Kurt Vonnegut Jr., and I'm set.


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