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  • Real Name: Alex
  • Location: Chicago
  • Member Since: March 25th, 2010 02:29 pm
  • Last Seen: July 17th, 2016 11:02 pm
  • Personal tag line: Someday I will be hokage
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About alex_haydn

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am too busy masturbating.

I was going to write an 'About Me', seems Cracked knows me pretty well. But when I'm not "enjoying my own company" I like to photoshop celebrity faces onto the bodies of pornstars and post them on tumblr.


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