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  • Real Name: aja
  • Location: The center of an increasingly violent cloud of hallucinatory platonic shapes.
  • Member Since: October 13th, 2007 10:01 pm
  • Last Seen: February 19th, 2012 12:34 pm
  • Personal tag line: Yeah, that's probably not what that was meant for.
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About aja

OK. I just need to know why you keep asking that. No, I don't have anything to hide. Well, other than that, but who would blame me? You seem awfully curious. No, really, it's nothing to be ashamed of, I just don't think we need to broadcast it. Of course not. No, I didn't mean you specifically. Look, you're getting awfully sensitive about this. Well, I never agreed to that. Don't take it so seriously. It's not like anyone will ever use this against you. Well, yeah, they will, but who else? OK, good point. Are you recording this? YOU AWESOME FUCKER! YOU'RE GIVING ME UP? YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO THEM? What about the middle drawer, asshole? You think no-one knows about that?


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