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  • Real Name: Sam
  • Location: London
  • Member Since: November 29th, 2011 03:47 pm
  • Last Seen: September 26th, 2015 09:54 pm
  • Personal tag line: bought to you by the letter "!?!?!!!"
  • Message board posts: 21

About airbornekiwi

Invented electronica dance music in 1644 with a set of bongo drums and the wails of Black Plague victims.

Formerly one third of the rap duet "Mean 2 Boyz".

Studied under Issac Newtown until the movers shifted his desk to another room.

Knows Kung Fu. He was a Chinese exchange student in my English class.


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