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  • Real Name: Sam
  • Location: New Zealand
  • Member Since: November 29th, 2011 03:47 pm
  • Last Seen: February 21st, 2016 10:01 pm
  • Personal tag line: is often awakened forcefully
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About airbornekiwi

Invented electronica dance music in 1644 with a set of bongo drums and the wails of Black Plague victims.

Formerly one third of the rap duet "Mean 2 Boyz".

Studied under Issac Newtown until the movers shifted his desk to another room.

Knows Kung Fu. He was a Chinese exchange student in my English class.


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