I'm an advertising writer with a fucked up sense of humour that most ad clients don't appreciate, so I write dick jokes on the web as a catharsis. Yeah, that and watching porn.

Some stuff:

www.monoscristianos.wordpress.com - webpage, I run it with schadenfreude9 and vagabundo from here at cracked.

www.twitter.com/agalryunaer - since my shame is long lost.

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/profile.php?id=868855522&ref=profile -facebook profile.