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  • Real Name: adversary
  • Location: Probably in bed. Or in your mum. Or both. OK, wanking really.
  • Member Since: November 14th, 2009 04:38 pm
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 08:39 am
  • Personal tag line: Portmanteaus are shiny and bright.
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About adversary

Funnily enough, I really am a hunter of masturbators. It's like ghost hunting except there's no doubt they exist and people aren't nearly as eager to tell you about the time they "got slimed" while on a school field trip.


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