"facebookworm" creator Alan C. Baird is a prizewinning writer who coauthored the 9TimeZones.com book, which turned out to be a dismal commercial failure and resounding critical flop. He enjoys referring to himself in the third person, and was inordinately pleased when ABC-TV's Max Headroom series purchased his debut student film, widely hailed as "the most uncommercial piece of ____ in Michigan State's history." Born down east, he now lives just a stone's throw from Phoenix... which is fine and dandy, until the stones are thrown back.

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