acbaird

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  • Real Name: Alan C. Baird
  • Location: Mesa, AZ, USA, Earth
  • Member Since: September 11th, 2011
  • Last Seen: August 7th, 2012 8:01 pm
  • Personal tag line: Romancing a nun is like trying to eff the ineffable.
  • Message board posts: 3

About acbaird

"facebookworm" creator Alan C. Baird is a prizewinning writer who coauthored the 9TimeZones.com book, which turned out to be a dismal commercial failure and resounding critical flop. He enjoys referring to himself in the third person, and was inordinately pleased when ABC-TV's Max Headroom series purchased his debut student film, widely hailed as "the most uncommercial piece of ____ in Michigan State's history." Born down east, he now lives just a stone's throw from Phoenix... which is fine and dandy, until the stones are thrown back.

Samples: LitCom.org
CV: 9TimeZones.com/w/avails.htm
Covers: 9TimeZones.com/covers.htm
Subscribe Or Die: facebook.com/alancb

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