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  • Real Name: Phallis E. Cummings
  • Location: A groin
  • Member Since: March 27th, 2008 09:14 am
  • Last Seen: January 18th, 2011 09:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: straight cash homie.
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About a_penis

My first official job at cracked was to start culture wars between American and British people, usually with a "soccer is gay" remark.

From those humble beginnings, I have worked my way up to making witty comments that no one seems to care about. Also, they're not very witty.

I love cereal.


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