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Real Name:

Phallis E. Cummings

Member Since:

March 27, 2008

About Me

My first official job at cracked was to start culture wars between American and British people, usually with a "soccer is gay" remark.

From those humble beginnings, I have worked my way up to making witty comments that no one seems to care about. Also, they're not very witty.

I love cereal.