ZombieJay

Fedscreek, Kentucky

Real Name:

Estil Parks Jr (Jay)

Member Since:

May 10, 2014

About Me

I'm a mild mannered web developer by day, but come nightfall.. I'm an ill mannered web developer. I get sleepy.

I'm a single father. I enjoy Cheese-Its from time to time, much like the heir to the Cheese-It fortune, cracked writer John Cheese... who I don't actually know. Also science fiction (significantly more than Cheese-Its, sorry Mr. Cheese).

I spend far too much time reading Cracked articles.

I can actually feel the boredom of all the people who read this... like a disturbance in the force, as if a half dozen people yawned in boredom and were silenced. I'll stop typing now.