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  • Real Name: ZeroDay
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  • Member Since: August 6th, 2007 05:25 am
  • Last Seen: October 31st, 2008 03:25 pm
  • Personal tag line: "And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just because there are a few hundred other people sharing your lunacy with you does not make you any saner. Doomed, eh?"- Oleg Kiselev
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About ZeroDay

I was apparently masturbating in lieu of writing this, but I decided to make it up to the none of you that will be reading this in the future. I am an unsuccessful writer and an unsuccessful amateur pornographer (one of these is true, decide for yourself), and I work at an electronics store and listen to assholes complain about their TVs all day. That's about all you need to know. If you wanna know more, I guess you can message me.


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