Zatak is a ruggedly manly and burning beacon of striking intellegence and raw sexual energy, a sizzling piece of alarmingly handsome man-meat. A warm and delicious stud muffin, right out of the oven. But I've never let that go to my head, or anyone else's for that matter, and you shouldn't let me in there either, or I'll be in your thoughts all day.

Seriously, try to picture me in front of you.

Now picture me with clothes on.


Now, at this point, you might think that being Zatak is all Hollywood premiers, beautiful women and all night sex-cocaine parties...but that's not everything I enjoy doing. I mean, come on ladies, I've got to sleep sometime! But what I really enjoy is just hanging out and reading funny articles (like the hilarious articles on CRACKED.com!) and yelling strong profanity at children.

Oh, and the cocaine thing is completely false. I get my kicks from hanging out with my friends, working for a better tomorrow, loving life, and an occasional hit of crysal meth.

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