Zaireekoid

Real Name: Rusty Gumbo
Location: Space-Rehab From Beyond the Stars
Member Since: June 3rd, 2008
Last Seen: June 28th, 2008 12:49 pm
Personal tag line: I'm revolted with amazement.
Message board posts: 4

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About Zaireekoid

4'22" pile of failure.

Angry and cynical.

Makes anything look better by comparison.

Comes with fluorescent banana smell.

Eyes glow when soaked in vodka.

Radioactive fingernails taste like blue.

Electronic hair lasts 3-8 hours on solar-powered battery.

Can hypnotize small children with uvula-rays.

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