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  • Real Name: ZacharySimon
  • Location: San Diego
  • Member Since: May 6th, 2010 09:51 am
  • Last Seen: May 2nd, 2014 09:57 am
  • Personal tag line: Geeks used to eat live animals.
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About ZacharySimon

My dad bought me my first issue of MAD magazine. I discovered and frequent at work. Someone should be proud of me.


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