Hi There! I'm Yahweh! Also known as God. Thanks for taking the time to check out my profile!

A little about me:

I'm everywhere. I'm all-seeing, and all powerful. I enjoy long walks on the beach. Sometimes I carry people when I'm on the beach. That's why, when you look back on the darkest moments of your life, you only see one set of footprints.

I'm also a vengeful God. I like smiting people who piss me off. Some of my favorite smiting methods are floods, wars, pestilence, and people getting swallowed by whales.

Ladies, I think it's fair to tell you that I'm a single parent. Little J's all grown up, now, and I occasionally send him to other planets to die.

If I sound like the sort of diety you might be interested in spending time with, feel free to shout out a little prayer before you go to bed. You won't be sorry. I've made a lot of the ladies scream my name, if you know what I'm sayin'...

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