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  • Real Name: Xiphos
  • Location: Seattle
  • Member Since: March 8th, 2008 01:11 pm
  • Last Seen: March 9th, 2016 03:09 am
  • Personal tag line: Writers are liars my dear, surely you know that by now?
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About Xiphos

Dood. Seattle. Geeky and nerdy. Urban hippie. Chronically low tolerance for The Dumb.


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