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  • Real Name: Xervous
  • Location: Xervous
  • Member Since: April 28th, 2009 02:31 pm
  • Last Seen: December 20th, 2014 10:07 am
  • Personal tag line: Forged in the heart of a neutron star
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About Xervous

I am a person with all the normal impulses but only the best of the other ones. I try to learn new things so that I can help.

I once strangled a wolf to death.


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