A brush with amnesia led me to wander the earth, David Carradine style. To date no memories have resurfaced, but people do yell "OMG it's Chris Farley!!". Now I don't know this Mr. Farley, but they should probably just leave me alone and let me sleep in my van down by the river. I also have a craving for cocaine and prostitutes, whats up with that?!

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