I'm a 22 year old British human male with four limbs. Being British I obviously prefer the 1:3 limb ratio as opposed to that ridiculous "two arms, two legs" crap favored by the colonials.

My pet loves are people who love pets. Literally speaking. A little donkey fucking never hurt anyone. (A whole lot of it, however, can lead to a serious case of death. This was the last lesson my mother would ever teach me, but more on this later*.)

My pet hates are people who initiate a conversation without at least a draft bibliography on hand. KNOW YOUR SOURCES PEOPLE.

I spend much of my free time foiling the next door neighbors evil plan to plague me with paranoid delusions of grandeur. Thank god for my angelic heritage and the superhuman levels of humility it grants me, had I been a mere mortal I would surely have succumb to their dastardly persuasions.

(*I'm part donkey. That's the more and this is the later.)

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