Hallo. My name is Wayne, and I want to be your friend! I would also like to be rich, sexy, and smart, but we won't talk about how that's working out for me.
I enjoy writing, reading, watching movies, country music, (yeehaa) fishing, candlelight dinners and long walks on the beach with a sensitive handsome... (oh sorry, that was my personals ad).
In closing, I would like to thank the academy, my parents, and my... wait, I'm not getting an award? Well Screw This!

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