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  • Real Name: Warped
  • Location: Chicago, Illinois
  • Member Since: May 25th, 2010
  • Last Seen: October 30th, 2014 1:10 am
  • Personal tag line: Awkward personified.
  • Message board posts: 2,869

About WarpedWiseMan

I spent 10 years in the 90s making a living as a Stunt Cock. Now I work 9 to 5 as an Eskimo Pie Fetish Website Operator.


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