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  • Real Name: Colin
  • Location: In the Soul
  • Member Since: November 22nd, 2012 05:56 pm
  • Last Seen: April 8th, 2014 10:38 pm
  • Personal tag line: At the risk of sounding naive, please think and/or proofread before you post.
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About VongolaNinja

Found in a baby crib in a hospital somewhere in Ohio (for the sake of the innocent and government security, no more details about Case File 12345: Incident "Birth" will be revealed), the mysterious "Colon" was trained in the arts of Sarcasm and comic books during a Karate Kid-esque training montage that lasted twenty years. Now eager to put his commentary of trends in fiction and interest trivia/fascinating tidbits into action, he hopes to one day get his work published on this very site for all to read, and is grateful for the opportunity.


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