VomitProstitute

Your nightmares

Real Name:

Vomit Prostitution

Member Since:

October 30, 2009

About Me

All you uppity ass people look at me on the street and shout "VomitProstitute! I'm sure this nasty bitch will oblige you. Look at her, she's casually eating a bowl of shit-vomit soup as if it were chicken noodles. Hurry, before she dies of worms and parvo."

What the puke?
I'm usually a big hit at college fraternity parties, especially the ones with the 6th generation billionaire trust fund kids.

Seriously though, that was why I picked this avatar, because of the fact that surprisingly it doesn't violate any Cracked rules. However, I cannot deny that it violates many many laws against humanity, that's if it is indeed real piss, scat, and vomit all over that poor japanese girl.

I may have a vividly fucked up imagination as it is, but there's always hundreds of thousands of people willing to act this shit out in real life and post it on the net.

Humanity is doomed!!!