Volemak

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  • Real Name: Volemak
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Member Since: March 1st, 2009
  • Last Seen: September 11th, 2014 7:26 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 385

About Volemak

Please contact me at cooper.sam@live.com. I'm very lonely.

I'm a college student and I'm tall. When I was four I wanted to be either a cleaning lady or a turtle when I grew up. That hasn't changed.

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