Volemak

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  • Real Name: Volemak
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Member Since: March 1st, 2009
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 1:27 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 384

About Volemak

Please contact me at cooper.sam@live.com. I'm very lonely.

I'm a college student and I'm tall. When I was four I wanted to be either a cleaning lady or a turtle when I grew up. That hasn't changed.

Articles

  1. 6 People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies
    By: Robert Evans, Sam Cooper | | 807,582 views
  2. 7 Life Altering Decisions Made For You (Before Your Birth)
    By: Sam Cooper | | 1,050,815 views
  3. 6 Shocking Ways TV Rewires Your Brain
    By: Sam Cooper | | 1,036,609 views
  4. 5 Insane Ways Words Can Control Your Mind
    By: Sam Cooper, CRACKED Staff | | 1,640,007 views
  5. 5 Creepy Ways Animal Societies Are Organizing
    By: Sam Cooper, S. Fero | | 1,254,527 views
  6. 5 Scientific Reasons You're a Bad Employee
    By: Sam Cooper | | 1,129,533 views
  7. 5 Bizarre Ways Your Siblings Made You Who You Are
    By: Sam Cooper | | 1,518,305 views
  8. 6 Insane Dog Behaviors Explained by Evolution
    By: Sam Cooper | | 1,870,380 views

Topics

  1. Prohibition
    By: Volemak | | 4,112 views
  2. The Inheritance Cycle
    By: Volemak | | 3,358 views
  3. Circumcision
    By: Volemak | | 3,949 views
  4. Political Pundits
    By: Volemak | | 322 views
  5. Entrepreneurs
    By: Volemak | | 173 views
  6. Norman Borlaug
    By: Volemak | | 925 views
  7. Lucid Dreaming
    By: Volemak | | 1,884,756 views
  8. Lifeguard
    By: Volemak | | 391 views

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