Volemak
- Real Name: Volemak
- Location: Los Angeles
- Member Since: March 1st, 2009
- Last Seen: February 8th, 2012 3:46 pm
- Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
- Message board posts: 385
About Volemak
I make stupid jokes here: www.twitter.com/#!/thatsamcooper
My non-cracked writing is here (or will be, eventually):
http://coopersam.tumblr.com
You can contact me at cooper.sam@live.com
I'm a college student and I'm tall. When I was four I wanted to be either a cleaning lady or a turtle when I grew up. That hasn't changed.
My non-cracked writing is here (or will be, eventually):
http://coopersam.tumblr.com
You can contact me at cooper.sam@live.com
I'm a college student and I'm tall. When I was four I wanted to be either a cleaning lady or a turtle when I grew up. That hasn't changed.
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