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  • Real Name: Volemak
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Member Since: March 1st, 2009 09:45 am
  • Last Seen: May 12th, 2016 10:35 pm
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About Volemak

Please contact me at cooper.sam@live.com. I'm very lonely.

I'm a college student and I'm tall. When I was four I wanted to be either a cleaning lady or a turtle when I grew up. That hasn't changed.



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