Volemak

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  • Real Name: Volemak
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Member Since: March 1st, 2009
  • Last Seen: May 16th, 2013 9:28 am
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 384

About Volemak

Please contact me at cooper.sam@live.com. I'm very lonely.

I'm a college student and I'm tall. When I was four I wanted to be either a cleaning lady or a turtle when I grew up. That hasn't changed.

Articles

  1. 6 People Who Single Handedly Screwed Entire Economies
    By: Robert Evans, Sam Cooper
    1,269,934 views
  2. 7 Life Altering Decisions Made For You (Before Your Birth)
    By: Sam Cooper
    1,258,348 views
  3. 6 Shocking Ways TV Rewires Your Brain
    By: Sam Cooper
    1,125,524 views
  4. 5 Insane Ways Words Can Control Your Mind
    By: Sam Cooper, CRACKED Staff
    1,805,896 views
  5. 5 Creepy Ways Animal Societies Are Organizing
    By: Sam Cooper, S. Fero
    1,335,229 views
  6. 5 Scientific Reasons You're a Bad Employee
    By: Sam Cooper
    1,242,573 views
  7. 5 Bizarre Ways Your Siblings Made You Who You Are
    By: Sam Cooper
    1,653,885 views
  8. 6 Insane Dog Behaviors Explained by Evolution
    By: Sam Cooper
    2,190,777 views

Topics

  1. Prohibition
    By: Volemak
    4,470 views
  2. The Inheritance Cycle
    By: Volemak
    3,358 views
  3. Circumcision
    By: Volemak
    4,777 views
  4. Political Pundits
    By: Volemak
    322 views
  5. Entrepreneurs
    By: Volemak
    173 views
  6. Norman Borlaug
    By: Volemak
    925 views
  7. Lucid Dreaming
    By: Volemak
    2,320,229 views
  8. Lifeguard
    By: Volemak
    391 views

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