I really hate giving out personal information on the internet. Not that I think it is unsafe, but I have no real desire to get to know any of you on a personal level, so instead I figured I'll just play a game of two truths and a lie, here are three things about me

I've alienated most of my family due to my heaving drinking.

I have a fetish for old women porn.

I've had sex with a watermelon.

Can you guess which one is a lie?

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