- Real Name: John
- Location: Earth (I'm sure you know of it)
- Member Since: June 27th, 2010
- Last Seen: January 24th, 2012 8:50 pm
- Personal tag line: I am too amazing to write a real tag line
- Message board posts: 0
Only stalkers read this part. By the way, I like your musical taste. Just kidding.. Or am I? O.o You don't know... Now you're afraid, as you rightfully should be... Because now I know where you live! Hahaha I'm sharpening the ax! What are you going to do now? I know what you're gonna do... And that's why I'll be sharpening my ax again later! Hee hee hee! You can't hide! Or can you! You aren't sure... Maybe you can escape. You think you have a chance! But first you have to leave your computer. WAIT! If you do that, you won't know what else is written here. You want to know... You're still reading aren't you? Yeah, you wanted to know... I knew you couldn't resist reading this. The story pulled you in and you can't turn away! You must know how this ends, because you are still unsure about what will happen. I know what will happen. It's happening right now... I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!! ALL BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T TURN AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER!! HAHAHAHAHA! I'm here to chop some firewood for you! Sorry, I let myself in, but I knew you'd love some firewood, and I knew you'd be here at your computer screen. I hope I didn't scare you. I just get real excited about firewood. I just love my wood, and I'll give it to you, for a price.