Versus

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  • Real Name: Ray G.
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: May 22nd, 2009
  • Last Seen: September 15th, 2014 12:38 pm
  • Personal tag line: Keepin' it retro since 2017.
  • Message board posts: 77

About Versus

HUMOR COMBAT TACTICAL SPECIALIST
Code Name: VERSUS

File Name: CLASSIFIED SN: RA645524881
Primary Military Specialty: Pop Culture References
Secondary Military Specialty: Play-on-words
Birthplace: West Iglooville, Canada

Last Known Status: RETIRED

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"I've never met anyone so in tune with the current state of the chicken finger market."
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"He's ruined all other men for me."
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"If I could have dinner with any three people, dead or alive, I'd order a steak."
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