HUMOR COMBAT TACTICAL SPECIALIST
Code Name: VERSUS
File Name: CLASSIFIED SN: RA645524881
Primary Military Specialty: Pop Culture References
Secondary Military Specialty: Play-on-words
Birthplace: West Iglooville, Canada
Last Known Status: RETIRED
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€œI€™ve never met anyone so in tune with the current state of the chicken finger market.€
€œHe€™s ruined all other men for me.€
Female, name withheld
€œIf I could have dinner with any three people, dead or alive, I€™d order a steak.€
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