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  • Real Name: V.J.
  • Location: San Diego
  • Member Since: May 3rd, 2011
  • Last Seen: October 20th, 2014 3:52 am
  • Personal tag line: Mmm mmm good.
  • Message board posts: 2

About VerminJerky

The photo's from Halloween a few years ago. I was doing Bram Stoker's Dracula but everybody thought I was either girl Ozzy (done it) or girl Slash (apparently I should go for it).

I'm known for being annoyingly opinionated and articulate, but my underachieving ass works in a goth/industrial/fetish club. I do the first two, I don't do the last, but I have a number of friends who do because, well, I work in their club. I also enjoy glam fashion, Steampunk, and classic rock.

I read constantly, but what television I watch is usually stuff without plots (The Daily Show, Mythbusters, etc.) so I don't have to follow them. I'd rather be making stuff - usually jewelry and accessories - out of whatever I can get my hands on than watching T.V. I don't really game but for some reason, I loved Cracked articles about gamers. Go figure.

I have to pee, so I'm going to go read on the toilet now.


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