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  • Real Name: Velvet Crow
  • Location: Atop the bust of Pallas.
  • Member Since: April 12th, 2009
  • Last Seen: December 6th, 2012 7:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: I think I'll stick around.
  • Message board posts: 26

About Velvet-Crow

When I'm not busy scoring operatics for bathroom verse, I like going on micro safaris. I have spent many hours reading the marvelous articles on Cracked (what pictures???). So smile in the comfort that I lurk in the shadows, usually somewhere above you... even now. Or now... NOW... okay, now.


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