I have many interests. They include:

Clubbing seals, Larceny, Grand larceny, Grand theft auto, Scraping fingers down blackboards, Terrorism, Pillaging, Farting in lifts, Animal testing, Drinking juice straight from the bottle, Buying 17 items in the 10 item or less queue, "Accidentally" going into the boys' changing rooms, Starting wars, Performing emergency involuntary lobotomies, Loitering with intent, Public intoxication, War mongering, Sock stealing, Bootlegging, Treason.

I am also English, at Oxford University, had my sense of humour lanced off when I was 6, and now I wander around being severely unfunny at everything and everyone. And writing music. Sometimes, when I'm not shoe shopping.

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