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  • Real Name: Charles Lawry-Martinez
  • Location: All Over the U.S.
  • Member Since: October 27th, 2009 06:25 pm
  • Last Seen: September 22nd, 2010 02:53 am
  • Personal tag line: I make people laugh.
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About VelcroHalo

Im a comedian who travels a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy gay stuff in general. I was trained at Upright Citizens Brigade in Hollywood where I would sometimes perform (and iO West). I did a tour over the summer with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Finished a short film recently that you will never see and am currently working on a web series that you will also never see. The majority of my articles on here are going to be short and sweet. Rarely will you see one where you have to click to another page. This may be bad, but I write in the style that I like to read. Short and to the point with the article being mostly jokes and me being a dick about the subject.

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