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VayaConDios
Los Angeles

Real Name:
TheMonsignor
Member Since:
August 06, 2009

About Me

First, there were whoopie cushions and rubber chickens. Next, there were sitcoms and innuendo. Now there are South Park and Cracked. Some comedians were born funny. Others became funny. But some have funniness thrust upon them. This is the story of one such comedian.

VayaConDios was just an ordinary man, who loved his girlfriend, Penny. But then one day entered a boat race to circumnavigate the globe. Caught in a storm, he shipwrecked on a strange island where he lived inside an underground bunker where he had to press a button every 108 minutes to save the world. One day he failed to press the button and was forced to turn a failsafe key in the bunker.

One minute there was a flash of light, the next he was alone naked in the jungle on the island. However, VayaConDios learned he had gained a special power when he turned that key; he gained the power to make people laugh really hard. Unsure of how he came into possession of this power, VayaConDios was determined to use his comedic powers for good instead of evil. So VayaConDios became a contributor at Cracked and will continue to write articles to help him better understand his new found power. This is his story . . .

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