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  • Real Name: Vandros
  • Location: England
  • Member Since: August 3rd, 2009 06:38 am
  • Last Seen: August 29th, 2015 07:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: You had me in stitches... please put the knife down.
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About Vandros

I am a prisoner of perspective. If everyone would stop using the word 'arson' and just realised that I made that ugly, old orphanage beautiful for forty-three minutes then they wouldn't have incarcerated me.

They're acting like no one survived -- I know for a fact that at least ten made it to the burn ward.


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