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  • Real Name: VandralBettyRetard
  • Location: Gotham City
  • Member Since: April 16th, 2011 11:56 am
  • Last Seen: May 12th, 2016 11:21 am
  • Personal tag line: I once punched a man for saying Hawk the slayer was crap...
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About VandralBettyRetard

born on a battlefield, I was taken from my Native Cimmeria by Hyperborean slavers and made to push this big wheel thingy round in circles, 'til i looked like arnie, then some guy bit me and i beat fuck out of him and like some ginger let me loose and i ran away from some wolves and shit found this sword and like met some chinese guy and all the rest of that bollocks what happens in conan...oh yeah i punched a camel too.



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