Urumqi

Urumqi's Cracked photo
  • Real Name: Jorge von Jorgensen
  • Location: The land of the ice and snow where the midnight sun and the blonde chicks blow
  • Member Since: July 27th, 2009
  • Last Seen: September 17th, 2013 2:56 am
  • Personal tag line: It was like that when I got here.
  • Message board posts: 0

About Urumqi

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because a major studio owns the rights to my remarkable story.

Articles

No articles found.

Columns

No columns found.

Videos

No videos found.

Account Tools

Cracked Friends

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

The Weekly Hit List

Sit back... Relax... We'll do all the work.
Get a weekly update on the best at Cracked. Subscribe now!