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  • Real Name: Jorge von Jorgensen
  • Location: The land of the ice and snow where the midnight sun and the blonde chicks blow
  • Member Since: July 27th, 2009 04:49 pm
  • Last Seen: February 15th, 2016 09:19 pm
  • Personal tag line: It was like that when I got here.
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