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  • Real Name: Jorge von Jorgensen
  • Location: The land of the ice and snow where the midnight sun and the blonde chicks blow
  • Member Since: July 27th, 2009
  • Last Seen: September 17th, 2013 2:56 am
  • Personal tag line: It was like that when I got here.
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About Urumqi

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy fighting crime with the power of DANCE!


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