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  • Real Name: Torso
  • Location: 180,000 mile / 1 sec
  • Member Since: April 28th, 2011 04:09 am
  • Last Seen: January 14th, 2013 04:12 am
  • Personal tag line: Like my scrotum, here it is in a nutshell.
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About Uppertorso

Basement game developer spliced with amateur cosmo-ecologist and fractal geometry chaotician. Currently adapted to living as an rural shut-in while watching cartoons about mountain towns or metal, and TV shows about the common weather conditions of Philadelphia. And 150Gs of BBC.

Has an unhealthy obsession with fantasy, a spectrum of sciences and the r/evolution of dynamic mathematics.


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