I am an android: U: ultimate L: lanky-armed M: Machino X: X-Tremendous N: Nueve. I'm also terrible at acronyms. I wanna write for Cracked. I write fanfic. I am a master of vidyagames. I watch tv. I use the computer. I sit in chairs. I sometimes sit on couches or sofas. I sleep. I walk places. I eat Doritos and con queso cheese. Separately. I set fire to outdated merchandise. I read articles on Cracked.com. I listen to music. I'm a Redditor. I'm a Google+'er. I'm a book facer. I like The Lonely Island. I make short sentences. Cognitive functions nay hinder my linguistic abilities.

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