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  • Real Name: U
  • Location: In your Mamma
  • Member Since: August 18th, 2009 02:04 pm
  • Last Seen: September 26th, 2009 05:54 pm
  • Personal tag line: life is too short, smoke it.
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About Ulises

I FUCKING HATE THIS ON WEBSITES!, what about me?!?!?!, you really think you are special enough for the internet to care about you?
fuck it, ok, I give in:
I like long walks on the beach
I can't live without music
I love food
there! happy?!


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