I'm a pretty big fan of penguins. I have been for quite some time. I ain't one of those pretenders who saw happy feet or march of the penguins then up and decided I was gonna start tellin' everyone about how much I love penguins all of a sudden.

Anyhow, I like to think of myself as a gentleman of normal, straight sexual orientation (But I'm totally down with people who aren't straight or are into the crazy stuff [and what is really 'normal' anyways {that's right, it goes parenthesis, brackets, squiggly things. Don't question me, I make my own rules}]). I also enjoy most all aspects of music, including playing it, and am a fan of the sciences. Really, I like to think of myself as a student of the universe itself...but not in that exact wording, because that seriously sounds like something a stoned new-age hippy woman would call herself...or just a hippy woman I should say, since I think the rest is implied.

I also hate romantic comedies and television. Both make me feel like a terrible person (or more so than usual at least), and I always get the strangest feeling that I should be ashamed of myself whenever I watch them, which is saying a lot when I consider the amount of things I don't think people should feel bad about.

Oh, and despite my choice of avatar, I, in fact, do not really do cocaine. I'm more of a heroin man myself.

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