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  • Real Name: John Marshall
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  • Member Since: November 26th, 2009 09:47 am
  • Last Seen: September 22nd, 2016 11:05 am
  • Personal tag line: Who is this gaily adorned and not at all frightening man?
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About Uberman5000

You might find me located in the barren wilds of eastern Canada, you might not. There's a strong possibility that writing is a fairly prominent hobby of mine and that I'm a big Crackedoholic, but who can trust the Internet these days? Make what you will of it.

Also, Tempo is awesome.


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