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  • Real Name: Ubergeek
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  • Member Since: September 16th, 2008 05:59 am
  • Last Seen: July 20th, 2009 10:29 am
  • Personal tag line: SO LEMME IN THE F***ING HOUSE!
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About Ubergeek

Occasionally, I headbutt brick walls in the vain hopes that gold coins will drop out of them.

Don't take me to a china shop - I'll break every pot I see to look for rupees and stick YOU with the bill.

If I see a toadstool, please remind me that eating it will not give me a 1up.


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